昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，一兄弟左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的："Hello?"
外国人："Hi."
兄弟："You have what thing?"(你有什么事？)
外国人："Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你会讲英语吗)
兄弟："If I not speak English，I am speaking what?"(如果我不会说，那我现在说的什么)
外国人："Can anybody else speak English? "(还有谁能讲英语吗)
兄弟："You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time，you can wait，you wait，you not wait，you go."(你自己看，所有人都在忙，没有人有时间.你要等你就等，你不等，你就走)
外国人："Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?" (天啦,还有谁能讲英语吗)
兄弟："Shout what shout，quiet a little，you on earth have what thing." (叫什么叫,安静点,你到底有什么事)
老外："I want to speak to your head." (我有事给你们头儿讲)
兄弟："Head not zai.You tomorrow come." (头儿不在,你明天来吧)